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[Comic for Monday, May 25, 2009]

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[[Catastro holds a plank of wood in left hand, gesturing with right, and shouting]]
Catastro: Just you wait! Let me get back to a command prompt and I'll trace you down and DDOS your sorry little butt!
Nick (speaking from the air): Nah, I don't think I'll give you the chance.

[[A spectral laptop appears in front of Catastro, who starts typing]]
<<POIT>>
Catastro: Ha! It will only take a moment to trace back your connection and find your IP! I'll toast your entire ISP!
Nick: Well, in the time it will take you to do that...

[[A Tyrannosaurus rex appears with its head right by Catastro's, who breaks into a sweat. It sniffs him.]]
Nick: ...I'll just have to introduce you to my little pet.
<<snuff>>
Catastro: EEP!

[[We now see the others, wincing]]
<<CHOMP>>
Dexter: Ganked by a T-rex. That *has* to be a first.

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