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[Comic for Wednesday, June 9, 2010]

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[[In Dr. Cheng's office]]
Dr. Cheng: Dexter, I can't help you if you won't help yourself. If a wake up call is what you need, then here is one...
Dr. Cheng: At the rate you're going, I wouldn't be surprised if you'll be on insulin within a year. Your kidneys are straining, and your heart is too. I think becoming a diabetic is inevitable now, but kidney failure or a heart attack may be in your future now.
Dr. Cheng: You need help, Dexter. You need to lose 100 pounds, quickly but safely. Obviously you can't do this on your own. If you won't listen to me, is there anyone you know who can motivate you and keep you on track?
[[At Sharon's door]]
Sharon: Oh, hi, Dex. I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting you. What can I do for you?

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