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[Comic for Wednesday, October 17, 2012]

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[[Patty answers call from "X. E. Nophon", the call that Fred didn't want to take because he assumes that it's actually "Socrates". She hands Fred another headset so he can listen in.]]
Patty: Thank you for calling GPF Software. Patty speaking, how may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I'm looking for a Mister... Physarum?

Patty: I'm sorry, but Mr. Physarum no longer works in this office.
Caller: Ah, too bad. It is urgent that I reach him. Do you have another number or address where I can reach him?

Patty: [leaning back in her chair, hands behind her head] No, sir, and if I did, I would not be able to give it to you.
Caller: Ah, yes. Of course. My apologies. If that policy ever changes, please contact me at this number. Thank you.

[[The caller hangs up, and Patty and Fred remove their headsets.]]
Fred: That was him all right. He was "doing a voice" but I recognized it straight away.
Patty: And you have two numbers for him now. Maybe it's time to turn the tables on him...

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