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[Comic for Friday, January 4, 2013]


[[Nega-Nick is responding to his alien controller's statement that "Getting Ki in the sack" isn't part of the world domination plans. Nega-Nick picks up a screwdriver.]]
Nega-Nick: Do you have any idea how long it's been since I got any? I went from limitless concubines to virtual eunuch overnight.
Alien: Yes, I DO know how long, and being sexless, I frankly do not care.

Alien: The simple fact of the matter is we need priorities. We have two pressing issues: First, generating an excuse or lie for missing your doctor appointment. Second...
Nega-Nick: [interrupting, and looking at Velociraptor and the Mutex] Deciphering this thing.

Nega-Nick: Fine. But now that I'M in control, you won't be able to stop me.
Alien: I believe I CAN concentrate sufficiently to constrict the blood flow to a specific pair of blood vessels...

Nega-Nick: [flushed, and furious] You... wouldn't dare...
Alien: See? A compromise. I get what I want, you get what you want. It's amazing what we can accomplish through cooperation.

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