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[Comic for Monday, February 4, 2013]

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[["thePR0PH3T" has called a meeting between both factions of The Brotherhood to settle once and for all the identity of "the One".]]
Fooker: So hold on now... If Yoshers is on the ballot, then that's three names. Doesn't that negate Scott's Baby Jesus theory?
thePR0PH3T: By my count, there are now FIVE candidates.

thePR0PH3T: Yoshi's addition does mean that both you and Sharon are technically back in the running. But I cannot discount Scott's theory that your child may the "the One" either. That, however, must remain untested for now for obvious reasons.

thePR0PH3T: If both Fooker and Sharon pass, then the offspring theory may hold. If neither or one passes... Well, then the results are more obvious. We'll know more definitively when the final results are in.

[[Scott and Greg are both visibly upset by the thePR0PH3T's analysis, and both respond angrily.]]
Scott: "Pass?" "Final results?" But they've passed ALL the tests!
Greg: And who the heck is this FIFTH candidate?
Patty: [holding her head in despair] Haven't we exceeded our surprise quota this evening...?

References: "Scott's 'Baby Jesus' theory" sought to reconcile both Fooker and Sharon as valid candidates
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