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General Protection Fault: Scylla and Charybdis

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[Comic for Monday, January 27, 2014]

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[[Trish, Patty, Dex, and Fred (and Persephone, silent in Trish's purse) are in the abandoned junkyard building, examining the bulletin board that contains a timeline of Fred's life.]]
Dex: [whispering] Well, if we're looking for a stalker, that looks pretty stalkerish...
Patty: [concentrating, also whispering] But where is he now? The lights were on, so who turned them --

[[Dex suddenly jumps upright and yells in surprise, flinging Fred strait up into the air. His sudden movement knocks Patty to the floor.]]
Dex: GAH!
Fred: AAH!

[[Fred lands on the floor with a splat next to Patty, who grimaces and rolls over to see Dex in a panicked dance trying to reach something on his back.]]
<<SPLAT>>
Patty: What? What's wrong?
Dex: ON MY BACK! SOMETHING ON MY BACK!

[[The perspective shifts, and we see SOMETHING on Dex's back, crawling under his shirt. He's still frantically trying to reach it.]]
Dex: IT'S COLD AND SLIMY! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

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