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General Protection Fault: Scylla and Charybdis

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[Comic for Friday, June 6, 2014]

Transcription

[[Pi stares down at Planck, causing the second alien to cower.]]
Pi: Moving on. You may not agree with how we've improved ourselves, but we find these changes to be more efficient. What works for you may not work for everyone else.

[[We see an overhead shot as Pi gestures broadly. Fooker, Sharon, and Justin also look up toward the reader, as do several other Grey aliens listening in. The Great Skaboola hovers behind Pi and Planck.]]
Pi: With our distracting individualities removed, we have instead focused on broadening our knowledge of the universe by exploring the galaxy in vessels like this one.

[[Planck interjects as Fooker cocks an eyebrow and Sharon folds her arms, unconvinced.]]
Planck: We've visited countless worlds and studied many cultures, all of which are more primitive than ours. Not to brag, but from what we've seen, we're one of the most advanced species in the galaxy.

[[As Pi speaks, all of the Greys behind him, including Planck, bow their heads in shame.]]
Pi: Unfortunately, our hubris led to perhaps our greatest mistake. One misstep led to another, and now the galaxy could pay the price for our arrogance...

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