General Protection Fault presents Harry Barker and the Prisoner of Angband

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[Comic for Monday, August 22, 2016]


[[Harry wanders the darkened halls of the castle with a flashlight in one hand and the Hooligan's Hash in the other. He looks about, trying to find "Petey Petagrue" whom he saw on the tablet, but finds nothing. All there seems to be in the hall is a disembodied squeaking noise.]]
Harry: [Thinking to himself] The Hash says Petagrue is here but... he ISN'T! And that squeaking...
[[He does a double-take as he spots something on the tablet's screen.]]
Harry: [Thinking] Uh, oh... here comes Sysape!

Harry: [Whispering to the tablet] Tomfoolery terminated!
[[Scott Sysape suddenly appears, brandishing his flashlight in an almost accusatory manner. He scowls at Harry.]]
Scott: What have we here? Barker, out of bed, with an unregistered tablet. Explain yourself!

[[Just as suddenly, Dwayne Duncan appears behind Harry, placing a hand on the boy's shoulder.]]
Dwayne: [Lying] At ease, Scott. Harry has been assisting me and was just returning to his dormitory.
Scott: [Snatching the tablet from Harry's hand] We'll see about that...

[[Scott looks down at the tablet screen. His scowl grows more fiercely as he reads it aloud.]]
Scott: "Messrs. Hairy, Trackball, Mirage, and Baud respectfully request Scott Sysape keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Dwayne: [Smugly] Sounds like a harmless prank to me...
[[Baffled, Harry looks back and forth between the two teachers.]]

References: Where have we heard the names "Mirage" and "Baud" before...?
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