[Mischief stands to the left side of the page, stretching the entire height of it. She puts a finger to her lips and looks off into the distance with a mischievous look.] Now I just need me a man...
[Mischief calls into existence several male characters from various other comics. The first is a white, muscular cat with an eye patch wearing slacks, a button-up shirt, and a tie] Mischief: Too furry...
Cat: What the...?
[Next to appear is Ian McDonald's Bruno the Bandit] Mischief: Too dim...
Bruno: Huh?
[Third is the Inexplicable Speck!, a superheoric flea that appears later in the Crisis in infinite MUTEXes story] Mischief: Too short...
The Speck!: Hey!
[Next is Baughb the Elf from Carson Fire's Elf Life] Mischief: Too floppy...
Baughb: Not again...
[Next is Argus the gargoyle from Brad Guigar's Greystone Inn] Mischief: Too craggy...
Argus: Look, toots, I'm on the clock here...
[Finally, Fooker appears, staring blankly into the distance, scratching his armpit] Mischief: Hmmm...