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First Appearance: "Prime" universe: "Fooker's Abducted by Aliens!" (March 18, 1999); "Negaverse": To Thine Own Self: Chapter Three (March 5, 2006)

Full Name: Drone #6626068

Known Aliases: "Planck"

Status: "Negaverse": Unknown, presumably alive; "Prime" universe: Alive

Species: Grey Alien

Gender: N/A

Height: 4' (121.92 cm)

Weight: 50 lb (22.68 kg)

Hair: N/A

Distinguishing Characteristics: Constant misquotes of common human expressions, questionable intelligence

Marital Status: N/A

Character Description


Formally known as Drone #6626068, "Planck" was one of two Grey Aliens who acted as liaisons to the resistance against Emperor Nicholas the Puissant in the alternate universe of To Thine Own Self.... Absent of the Great Skaboola's influence, he was a simple-minded, lovable nitwit with a habit of butchering popular human phrases. His nickname, presumably given to him by his human associates, comes from the similarity of his numerical designation to Planck's constant, at least when expressed in the standard SI designation of joule seconds.

Planck was often seen paired with Drone #3141592, or "Pi". Together, the pair made for a classic odd couple, with Pi as the straight man and Planck the comic buffoon. One could definitely say that Pi got the raw end of that deal, to which he would readily agree.

Planck displayed a deep fascination with Earth culture to the point of rather inanely imitating it. However, it was his awe-inspiring speech given to his fellow drones that ultimately spurred them into action, revolting against the Emperor and giving our heroes a chance to escape back to their own universe. Of course, when we say "awe-inspiring" in this case, it's not exactly a compliment....

Planck's current fate is unknown. When we last saw him, he accompanied Pi as the latter took great pleasure in calling in air strikes from orbiting Grey motherships to target "anything that moves." Whether that was restricted to just the Grey's alien adversaries or whether the Emperor's and resistance's forces were included as well is unknown.

"Prime" Universe

For some time we were unable to formally identify Planck's "real" or "prime" universe counterpart, since all Grey drones are mostly alike under the Skaboola's control. However, when it was revealed that Mister Inertia was a Grey construct—a "mech"—designed to infiltrate C.R.U.D.E., we learned that not only was Drone #6626068 a member of the "Inertia" project, but he was present both times when Fooker was abducted by the Greys. He and Drone #3141592 remain in U.G.A. "custody", sneaking out at night to hacking into the U.G.A.'s computers to gather intelligence on the potential impending invasion of Earth by their archenemies.

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