
CREATED BY JEFFREY T. DARLINGTON
GPF News (Updated September 5, 2022)
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[[Nega-Nick and the captured alien step into the ancient temple. The interior is dark and foreboding. They stop before some unseen object just out of frame.]]
Nega-Nick: Get a--cough--"tank" and a couple "walkers" over here to haul it back to the ship.
"Captive" Physaric: At once, Master.
Sparky: THAT is what we came here for? It doesn't seem very impressive to me...
Nega-Nick: That's because you're--cough--just marginally less stupid than the others, Sparky.
Nega-Nick: [With a wicked smile] It's been sitting here for millennia, and these pathetic peons thought they were--cough--PROTECTING it. They didn't have the slightest idea what horrors they were sitting on.
[[He reaches down and places his hand, or rather, the hand of his alien "containment suit", on the object. We cannot see much of it; only a flat yet jagged surface.]]
Nega-Nick: This had better be worth it.
{{End Prologue}}
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- Since this site's prospects of longevity seem to be teetering on the precipice, here's a gentle reminder that you can always find me and GPF at https://t.co/2wC5xOkZT5, and my current social media presence (whatever it might be) can be found at https://t.co/8To9pMLjp0. 18 hours ago
- So, um... today is GPF's 24th anniversary. I've also officially spent half my life thus far drawing this goofy comic. So, uh... I guess that's a thing now. Yeah. 9 days ago
- I almost--ALMOST--was tempted into setting up my own Mastodon instance and opening it up to any webcartoonist who wanted to set up an account. ("We have the technology...") Then I came to my senses and realized that was way too masochistic for even me. 11 days ago
- Twitter says it's my 13th "Twitter anniversary"... which isn't true, since I had another account before this one that was closed and the handle was claimed by someone else in the interim. So... thanks for reminding me of my mistakes, I guess, Twitter. :p 1 month ago
- RT @gpfcomics: The current hiatus content should now correctly show on the mobile site as well as the main/desktop site. A slight oversight there on my part. I apologize for the inconvenience. 1 month ago
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