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HoodedZero: Welcome, Brother Jason, to the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair! You have passed our tests in record time, and have proven yourself worthy of membership.
HoodedZero: We hold the answer to all things geeky. We hold the reins of open source. We know the dark secrets of Windows 2000, and we log over a million Quake frags every hour.
Fooker: Kewl!
Fred: Man, these losers need to get a life.
HoodedZero: ?!

