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[Comic for Thursday, March 15, 2001]

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Fooker: Forgive me for asking, but how did a bombshell like you turn out to be a computer geek?
Sharon: Oh, I'm no bombshell, that's for sure!

Sharon: Without my contacts, I'm blind as a bat. Two years ago, I weighed 250 pounds, until my doctor made me lose it all to control my diabetes. And this mane of hair is my roommate's doing. I can't do anything with it.

Fooker: Then I must say you're the prettiest blind, insulin-dependent, bad hair day victim I've ever met...
Sharon: Did I mention I'm allergic to dust, pollen, chocolate, and COBOL programs?

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