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Trudy: This place sure is bigger than our old one...
Mrs. Glowerhausen: I moved mainly so your father couldn't find me. Obviously, that didn't work.

Trudy: Should I even guess who gets it in your will?
Mrs. Glowerhausen: Not YOU or HIM. I'm selling it all and having a solid gold casket made.

Trudy: Gee, thanks, Mom.
Mrs. Glowerhausen: The last thing he needs is more cash to squander, and I don't trust YOU. And if your sister finds out...

Trudy: MY WHAT?!?
Mrs. Glowerhausen: Crap.