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[[Scott, Tim, and Patty are in the office]]
Patty: So how can you tell if this Barker guy is "the one" you keep rambling on about?
Tim: The prophecy lists a number of tests to identify the one.

Scott: Barker passed all the rites of initiation, and did so in record time. His skills have also surpassed all those in the brotherhood that he went up against. These alone point to his prowess...

Scott: But "thePROPH3T" found a series of trials that would show us clearly if he is destined for glory.
Patty: Whatever. Let's get this over with then.

Tim: Wait a minute... you're interested in joining and helping us now?
Patty: Not really, but it beats doing real work...