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[[Trish approaches Patty at the rehearsal dinner.]]
Trish: [smiling broadly] Hi, Patty! How is my name twin today?
Patty: Oh, goody. If it isn't Dexter's little dominatrix.

Trish: I'm sorry about that. I'm schizophrenic, but I'm taking my medicine regularly to keep my multiple personalities in check.
Patty: [skeptically] Oh, REALLY. I didn't know you had dissociative identity disorder.

Patty: So your "medication" really helps with your "multiple personalities"?
Trish: [enthusiastic] Yep! My doctor says I'm making progress. I may even be cured eventually!

Patty: [thinking to herself] That settles it. If I didn't like that wacky chick before, I sure as heck don't like her lying slimy self now...