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General Protection Fault: To Thine Own Self...

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[Comic for Monday, January 21, 2008]


[[The wedding party is standing outside the church, single women in the background, Nick and Ki in the foreground. Patty, obviously unwilling, is pushed into the group by members of the Brotherhood.]]
Nick: All right, girls! Line up! It's time to throw the bouquet!

[[Sharon, Nicole and Sydney stand to one side.]]
Sharon: As tall as Lori is, I'm afraid Persephone and Sydney don't stand much of a chance.
Nicole: Well, *you'd* better hurry if *you* want a chance, Sharon.

Sharon: Oh, no. Not me. I'm not even going to *try* to catch it.
Nicole: I thought you and Jason might... well, you know... you make such a wonderful couple.

Sharon: We've discussed marriage, and we've both agreed we're not ready for that. And combined with the Brotherhood's "geek Messiah" thing, we've decided to wait a *long* time. I made a promise, and I intend to keep it.
[[She strikes a declamatory pose with her right hand out.]]
Off-panel voice: IT'S GOING WIDE!

[[The bouquet falls into Sharon's open right hand. She reacts.]]

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