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[Comic for Wednesday, April 15, 2009]

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Agent #18: Are you still hung up on Inertia? He's big, ugly, Asian, and mute. That's all _anyone's_ been able to learn.
Agent #12: Precisely his point.

Agent #12: He's been in our custody how many years now? And has he said a single word to _anyone_? We've stepped up security around him dozens of times, but no one thinks we can really strop him if he tried to escape. There are too many unanswered questions surrounding him.

Justin: He eats hardly anything and produces even less waste. All our medical tests have to be passive because no needles break his skin and he won't respond to queries. If he didn't breathe or have a pulse, we'd declare him dead.

Agent #18: Then load up a dump truck and bury him. I doubt anyone would know the difference.

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