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[Comic for Monday, November 30, 2015]


[[Nick continues his meeting.]]
Nick: We could always use other volunteers in other areas, so if you want to...
Audience member: [interrupting] You SAID you were going to talk about the EARTH.

Nick: [nervously] Y-you're right. I did. As Fooker said, it wasn't destroyed, just... "lost". It's a little hard to explain and I've been struggling to come up with a good analogy for a while...

[[The Greys' equipment projects a holographic picture of a chicken standing in front of a refrigerator/freezer. The freezer door is open. A big, cartoony arrow points from the chicken and into the freezer.]]
Nick: Pretend the Earth is a piece of chicken. To hide it from the hungry in-laws, we hid it in the back of the freezer where, now, we can't find it among the mess of other boxes and bags.

Nick: The chicken should be safe for a while. We just need to find it and thaw it out before it gets freezer burn.
[[In the audience, Dexter looks down at Ki.]]
Dex: [whispering] THAT'S the best he could come up with?

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