Transcription
DWAYNE: Well, Nick, after a careful review of your resume and this interview, I have come to a difficult decision.
NICK: Uh, oh...
DWAYNE: I must weigh the costs and benefits of bringing you on, as well as consider if you possess the skills we need. After long, careful consideration, I can only come to one conclusion...
DWAYNE: Welcome to the team!
NICK: Way to fake me out there, sir.

