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[[Nick typing on a computer.]]
Nick: [typing] Dear Journal: Today, I met a most... _unique_ individual, Jason Barker, or "Fooker" as he prefers to be called.
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Nick: [typing] He's crude, his hygiene is terrible, and he is the accomplished slacker. Yet, he seems to know his stuff, and he has an annoyingly likable quality. I think I could learn to like him...
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Nick: [typing] As long as he maintains a ten-foot distance and stays downwind...
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