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[[Fooker is seated at his desk, typing away at his computer, while Nick reads a book or magazine next to him.]]
Nick: Do you believe in all these conspiracy theories, Fooker?
Fooker: Nah...

Fooker: Conspiracies are nothing more than a conspiracy to get people to believe in conspiracies so they can really conspire to do something.

Nick: _Oooookaaaay..._
Fooker: Didja know Elvis is really dead?