Transcription
Fooker: You--you can talk !
SlimeMold: Of course I can talk. You just never spoke to me before.
SlimeMold: I gained sentience lying in the putrid squalor of your apartment. My intelligence has grown exponentially. I learned to communicate by listening to you and watching television.
Fooker: You have quite a vocabulary for a slime mold.
SlimeMold: I watched a lot of PBs. The pops rules.

