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[Comic for Tuesday, January 19, 1999]

Transcription

Fooker: You--you can talk !
SlimeMold: Of course I can talk. You just never spoke to me before.

SlimeMold: I gained sentience lying in the putrid squalor of your apartment. My intelligence has grown exponentially. I learned to communicate by listening to you and watching television.

Fooker: You have quite a vocabulary for a slime mold.
SlimeMold: I watched a lot of PBs. The pops rules.

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