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[[Alan Sedgewikki leads the code-aholics run]]
Alan: Hi! I'm Alan Sedgewikki, and welcome to code-aholics anonymous!

Alan: You have come here either voluntarily or as part of an employee improvement program to help you appreciate the joys of life without resorting to electronic devices!

Code-aholic: Uh, Mr. Sedgewikki...
Alan: Yes, there will be breaks every fifteen minutes so you can check e-mail...
Code-aholic: Thank you.