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Randall: M-My name is Randall, and I'm a c-code-aholic.
Everyone: Hi, Randall.
Randall: I've been coding for fifteen years now, ever since my folks bought me a tandy coco. I can't stop coding. I-I code at work, I code at home, I code in my sleep. I... I...
Randall: AHK! THE KERNEL DROPPED AGAIN! REBOOT! REBOOT!
Fooker: Kewl! Shell shock!
Nick: More like system shock...

