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Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"...
Nick: Obi-Dwayne Bologna! My uncle told me you were dead!
Dwayne: Not yet, young Starskipper.

Dwayne: You must travel with me to Alderham and help me save the princess and free the galaxy from the tyrrany of the evil galactic emp--

Dwayne: Waitaminute... I have to die at the end of this, don't I ?
Nick: Yeah, but you get to come back as a kewl ghost effect...