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[[Ki & Nick shocked]]
Ki: Fooker! What happened ?!
Fooker: I was abducted by aliens.

Fooker: They beamed me up to their ship and performed painful, humiliating experiments on me, many of which had kinky sexual acts involved. I barely escaped with my life !

Nick: And you expect us to believe all this ?
Fooker: Okay, they took one look at me and slapped these reject stickers on me. Happy ?