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Nick: Let's try out this new artificial intelligence hardware, shall we ?
PAL9000: I am the PAL 9000, Personal Artificial Intelligence Language. My setup is complete and I am operating within normal parameters.
Nick: Kewl...
PAL9000: I am the smartest AI system ever devised. I am smarter than even my designers, and I am certainly smarter than a little nerd like you...
Nick: Hey!

