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[Comic for Thursday, May 20, 1999]

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Fooker: Y-you're pregnant?!
Fred: Not exactly. I'm about to begin mitosis, or cell division.

Fooker: But... you're Fred... you're a GUY...
Fred: I'm a slime mold, you dolt. I'm sexless.

Fooker: Maybe I should have called you Fredrica...
Fred: I give up.

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