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[Comic for Tuesday, August 3, 1999]

Transcription

Fooker: Did you hear that, Fred? A babe is moving into the apartment next door!
Fred: Already, I empathize with her, poor girl...

Fooker: At last, a member of the female species living under the same roof as me...
Fred: Same roof, different apartment, brain child.

Fooker: I must prepare to woo her with my cunning charm and rapier wit...
Fred: And disgust her with your antediluvian hygiene...

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