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Nick: This sounds fishy. I didn't enter any contest to win these tickets...
Fooker: Who cares? It's Nerdvana!
Nick: "Invite two friends to come join the fun..."
Fooker: We'll ask Dwayne for a week off. We've got time...
Nick: "Especially the loud blonde jerk with the goatee..."
Fooker: See? They're begging us to come!

