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Hostess: Since you're all special VIP visitors, you will be staying at our luxurious starfleet hotel.

Hostess: Built as a full-size replica of the starship enterprise, it features a cray-3 super computer, breakfast with a "Star Trek" cast member, and direct T-3 access to the internet in each room.

Fooker: God, I love this place...
Hostess: The teleporter pads are right over there. Enjoy!