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HoodedZero: We are the Brothers of the sacred twisted pair, keepers of the holy OS and holders of the private RSA keys to all things geeky.
HoodedZero: The infidel has defiled our sacred temple with his presence. It is fitting that we commit the forbidden rite and do to him as he justly deserves:...
Fooker: Gulp!
HoodedZero: Begin the initiation!
Fooker: Whew!

