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Hooded: As you are initiated into the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair, you must take the sacred oath...

Hooded: Do you swear to slander, debase, and otherwise put down all things Microsoft at every possible opportunity?
Fooker: Sure, why not?

Hooded: Do you swear to read "User Friendly" the comic strip religiously every day and worship Illiad, its creator?
Fooker: Just call me "UFie".

Hooded: Do you swear to uphold the ideals of open source, GNU, and Linux superiority?
Fooker: No GNUs is bad GNUs, I always say...