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Fooker: Thanks a lot, Fred. The ultimate secret society of geeks taps me as a member, and you ruin it for me.
Fred: Sor-ry!

Fred: How was I to know Bill Gates was their antichrist?
Fooker: Duh! I thought you were the big online professor....

<<zing!>>
<<chop!>>
[[A razor-sharp cd-rom cut Fooker's hair]]
Fred: !

Fooker: Another razor-sharp CD-ROM. I must be third on their hit list after Gates and Al Gore...
Fred: Good thing is, if they're not playing Quake, they can't aim...