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Fooker: You've never been on a date... EVER?! Man, I thought I was a loser...
Nick: Thanks a LOT. I've never had any luck with women, so I'm always overly cautious. Which only makes things worse...

Nick: Then there's my self-imposed ban on dating a coworker. I've always thought that was a BIG mistake. So not only do I feel inadequate to approach Ki romantically, but I also feel awkward violating my own social rules...

Fooker: And I thought MY social skills were screwed up...
Nick: Oh, yeah... Then there's the OTHER problem...