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Narrator: As Spring approaches, one of the most feared periods of time grasps the nation...
[[Scene: A street intersection with malls]]

Narrator: Dreaded by women everywhere, it is the defining moment between sanity through summer and utter hysteria:...
[[We see Ki, Trudy, and an unknown woman around a clothing rack in a store]]

Narrator: Swimsuit shopping season
Cathy [From comic strip "Cathy" by Cathy Guisewite]: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Sales cleark: Chalk up another victim...