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GPF Conspiracy Central presents:
Dwayne: Friend or FOE? Special Report

Dex: Welcome back. I'm Dexter, your host. Now, the evidence you crave to our target's wrongdoings...

Dex: We all know Dwayne sees less time in this strip than anyone else. Has this warped him into a jealous, spotlight-craving madman?

Dex: Case in point: The recent "safe-dropping" story. Do we really believe some outsider tried to squish Dwayne? I think NOT!
[[Scene from when Dwayne was almost crushed by a falling safe, with caption "File footage"]]