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[[Nick and Ki are chatting online via IRC. Nick is his alter ego Gort, and Ki is Pookel. Ki knows that Gort is Nick, but Nick doesn't know that Ki is Pookel]]
Gort: Thanks for joining my private channel, Pookel. I've been expecting you...
Pookel: Who's turbo-chick? You're not two-timing me, are ya? ;)

Gort: I have no idea who she was. (IF it's a she...) She just started flirting as soon as I joined.
Pookel: The hussy.

Pookel: Haven't heard from you in a while. You still my main e-squeeze?
Gort: ... You know how some things are always better in reality than "virtual?"