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[[Dwayne's bathroom, as he brushes his teeth]]

Dwayne {{thinking}}: To think... Soon I'll get to experience the joys of parenthood... A baby's smile, a first tooth, a first step, a first word...

Dwayne {{thinking}}: ...Diapers, midnight feedings, first day of school, braces, broken bones, first dates, adolescence, graduation, college tuition, marriage, moving out, putting me into a retirement home...

Nicole: Why so gloomy, handsome?
Dwayne: I'm an eighty-year-old trapped in a thirty-year-old body...