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Yoshi: You're Ki's new boyfriend, right?
Nick: That's right, Yoshi.

Yoshi: Ya know, Ki always fell for dumber men. She rarely dated a guy whose IQ was higher than his age. Seems nothing ever changes. Do you at least have a masters degree?

Nick: Why don't you go try computing Pi to the first 100 decimal places?
Yoshi: Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. Got any good games on this thing?