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Child wearing crown: Who are you s'posed ta be, mister?
Fooker: I'm a UNIX network administrator.
Child wearing Darth Vader costume: What's that?

Fooker: Ummm...

Fooker: I'm the guy who e-mails your parents to tell them you've been playing games on the Internet instead of doing your homework.
Children (all): <<AHHHHH!!!>>