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[[Three kids dressed in costume are acosting Fooker]]
RABBIT KID : You dress like a slob, mister.
FOOKER : I'm a UNIX network administrator. We all dress like this.
[[Fooker is reacting to the next kid's next statement by massive suprise and all his hair is on end]]
PIRATE KID : My uncle told me a unix is a guy what someone cut off his--
FOOKER : !
[[Fooker silences this pirate kid by holding his hand over the child's mouth.]]
FOOKER : Heh heh.. Obviously, your uncle doesn't appreciate the importance of true multitasking...
TIGER KID : Gee, mister, you must not go on dates much...
PIRATE KID : MRF!

