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[[Fooker is standing in a crowd with one of his friends, a look of surprise is on his face and a cigarette falls from his mouth]]
CAPTION : It was one of those magic moments, like in the movies when that sappy music starts playing. My feet just wouldn't move.

[[Side on shot of Ki with long, curly, black hair and a smile to melt hearts]]
CAPTION : For some reason, the year had trasnformed that bratty freshman who beat me up into a lovely goddess. Beauty, brains... I could feel my loins burning with desire...

[[Back to the couch, with Ki, Nick & Fooker]]
FOOKER : Hey, now.. That was YEARS ago. My loins are ice cold now. I don't find her attractive in the slightest way...
KI : Gee, THANKS...