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[[Fooker and Ki are standing before a television at work]]
GNN Reporter: Authorities announced today a pirated, "bug-free" copy of the Ubersoft Nifty Doorways operating system has been circulating around the Internet this week.

[[Television screen, reporter at a desk with GNN logo in bottom right hand corner]]
GNN Reporter: Although Ubersoft has yet to comment, FBI officers have traced the source code to a "hacker" mailing list. The email address of the orginal hacker has been traced back to a small software company called GPF Software...

[[The office, Ki is glaring at Fooker, who has a cheesy grin]]
Fooker: Oopsy...
GNN Reporter: One FBI official commented, "This guy's got to be the worst hacker I've ever seen..."