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Dwayne: FBI?! What's wrong? Why are you here?
FBI agent: We're confiscating this equipment. Our sources indicate it was used to commit intellectual property theft.

Dwayne: You can't be serious!
FBI agent: We have e-mail logs tracking Ubersoft code to a "fooker@gpfsoftware.com."
Fooker: (thinking) Oops...

Dwayne: Well, in that case, do you have a warrant?
FBI agent: ...

Dwayne: You're not with the FBI, are you...?
FBI agent: I... left it in my other vest...?