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Fooker: Aw, c'mon... I bet you get asked out on thousands of dates...
Sharon: Bunches of first dates, but never a second.

Sharon: Most guys are intimidated that I know more about computers than they do. They brag about using Excel, then I talk about parsing Perl scripts, then I'm dumped at home. And if I start talking hardware, I can forget a goodnight kiss...

Fooker: Please, for the love of God, tell me you're available...
Sharon: Not only available, but just as desperate as you. The name's Sharon.