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Nick: So how exactly did you get lucky enough to snag Sharon? She's very pretty...
Fooker: It's really weird. I just stopped being a jerk and she actually liked me.

Fooker: I just can't explain it. I've never felt like this before. I don't "jerk out" around her lilke I do other women. She has this "anti-Fooker-jerk aura" about her. She's pretty, she's a geek, she has the right number of eyes...

Fooker: I think I'm in love...
Sharon: So I figure I'll let him win a few more times at Quake, then I'll show him how to wield a B.F.G...