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Dr. Nefarious: Welcome, my friends, to the seventh annual C.R.U.D.E. auditions and grande initiate ball!

Dr. Nefarious: This is the time we, the members of C.R.U.D.E. -- The Commune of Really Unscrupulous and Diabolical Evildoers -- scour the world for the greatest sinister minds to add to our collective.

Dr. Nefarious: That, and we get to party 'til all hours, get stinking drunk, and torture hapless innocents to our evil hearts' delight!