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CRUDE Interviewer: Very interesting credentials, Miss Trueheart. But there are some pretty bold claims you've made here. . .
Trudy: I know.

CRUDE Interviewer: We can verify some, like your arms smuggling ring in Afghanistan and the whole "Nerdvana" scheme, but others have no one claiming responsibility. Do you have proof of your connections to these?

Trudy: Of course, but once I tell you I'd have to kill you...
CRUDE Interviewer: Oh, like I haven't heard that one all evening. . .